Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
