I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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