She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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