just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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