ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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