I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
We got so high we made milksteak
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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