Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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