Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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