I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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