So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
These tits shall not be calmed
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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