Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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