the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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