I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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