i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
When did we convert life to cartoon?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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