i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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