idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
then he tried to convert me to islam
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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