And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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