Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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