I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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