I need help removing her.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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