Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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