Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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