I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
