I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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