He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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