Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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