Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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