you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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