So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
never play flip cup with pint glasses
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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