i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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