Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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