Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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