Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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