The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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