thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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