So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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