we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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