Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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