I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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