Your tits are I can't wait for
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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