Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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