similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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