Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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