dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
3 2 1 whiskey
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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