So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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