Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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