Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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