I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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