is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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