i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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