Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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