i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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